More great sayings seen on church signs and shared with friends
Got time for God? 3 services-- no waiting--
Hope is putting faith to work but doubt would make it easier. Memphis, TN
Measure yourself by what's inside. Tradesvill. SC
Have your tools ready and God will supply the work. Pageland, SC
You must feel conviction before you can feel conversion. Hendersonvill, TN
Life is like a mirror-- it never gives back more than it gets. Harrison, AR
Best thing to save for your future is your soul! Valley Springs, AR
Being a servant is a choice. Gallatin, TN
Knowledge is proud; wisdom is humble!
I'm the Christian the devil and liberal media warned you about! Testimony Time
Are you following Jesus this close? Testimony Time
All TV is educational. Are your children learning profanity, violence or fornication? Testimony Time
On judgment day you'll meet Father God--- not Mother Earth! Testimony Time
Founded on the Word-- Focused on the world!
The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no God" Psalm 14:1
Prayer should be our first resource--- not our last resort!
If you teach school children that they came from animals-- don't be surprised when they act like it.
Evolution is to science what quackery is to medicine.
Forgive your enemies--- nothing annoys them more.
When life needs rebooting--- remember-- Jesus saves!
When we've done what we can--- God will do what we can't!
God's gifts are never loans, they are deposits.
Souls/programs: Both must be saved and debugged by their Maker!
Grin! God loves you! The rest of us will wonder what you've been up to.
The best Christmas gift ever was wrapped in a manger!
Live life so that the preacher won't have to lie at the funeral.
Will you be one of the grateful dead, or one of the regretful dead?
Jesus paid a bill He didn't owe.
A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn't!
Christ Changed My Life
Are you lost? Come on in for directions!
Often man's disappointments are God's appointments.
Aren't you glad your mother didn't believe in abortion?
I have a Friend in high places.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Caution--- Driver of this vehicle subject to fits of praise!
God's work, done in God's way, will never lack for God's supplies.
Same owner for 2000 years.
All Christians have the same boss.
When you are the zero, He is the One.
People may doubt what you say--- but not what you do.
The church is a hospital for sinners, not a rest home for saints.
Have no fear in tomorrow--- Jesus is already there.
In case of earthquakes, floods, tornadoes and nuclear war, the ban on prayer in public schools in temporarily lifted.
If you find yourself with time on your hands--- put 'em together and pray.
Get down on your knees and fight like a man!
You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.
Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
Pray up in advance.
To put your fears to rest, put your faith in Jesus.
Are you lost? Follow me! I know the Creator.
Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker
Life doesn't give any make up tests.
For a healthy heart, exercise your faith.
Where God guides, He provides.
Love multiplies when divided.
Join us on your way to eternity.
We don't have a prayer without God.
You master your enemies by forgiveness not force.
Prayer doesn't need proof, it needs practice.
Patience carries a lot of wait.
Is your home on the rocks, or on the Rock?
Only God is in a position to look down on anyone.
Thanksgiving is good, but thanks-living is better.
Willpower, you give God your will, He gives you the power.
At the heart of sin is the letter "I".
There is no reward from God, to those who seek it from men.
Jesus is the rock that doesn't roll.
Faith keeps the person who keeps the faith.
Before facing the challenges of the day, face the day with God.
Laborers needed for God's harvest.
Redemption Center- No coupon needed.
We set the sail; God makes the wind.
Begin to weave and God will give you the thread.
When God says "no", it's because He has something better in store
for you.
Home improvement: take your family to church.
If you like our sign, come hear our sermons.
Get on-line with God
- Unlimited access
-no busy signals
7/24hrs tech support
Never run faster than your guardian angel can fly!
How to Build a Church; Some Assembly Required
Make your church grow: Some Assembly Required
Turn or burn.
Jesus can calm the storm and He can calm you in the storm.
Church: Come to worship, leave to serve.
Father knows best.
God loves you whether you like it or not.
If your hope is not in Jesus, you are hopeless!
Sign broken. Message inside.
God allows our enemies to exist so we can learn to love them!
Only a living Savior can rescue a dying world.
God says "Don't wait " Satan says "Procrastinate "
God judges what we give by what we keep.
God loves us not because of who we are but because of who He is.
Jesus-- Final Answer!
Need a Lifeline? Talk to God!
Give your burden to Weightlifter from Calvary!
GET RICH QUICK! COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!
God Loves you whether you like it or not
IF YOU WANT TO WALK ON WATER-- YOU`VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THE BOAT Watch your step carefully! Every one else does!
Men do not fail, they give up trying.
It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Don't lessen the lesson.
Make haste slowly.
You can't slide uphill.
To belittle is to be little.
To be good is fine, but to be proud of it ruins the whole thing!
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation. --William Hutton
"Your actions speak so loud I can't hear what you're saying."
After all is said and done-- there's usually more said then done--
He who has tact-- has less to retract.
By perseverance-- the snail reached the ark.
Love sees through a telescope, not a microscope.
Even a fish stays out of trouble if he keeps his mouth shut.
In trying times-- don't quit trying!
Every crisis in life makes us bitter or better-- it's our choice!
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
Don't crawl when your spirit wants to soar.
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
The best surprises often come when we're out of hope.
Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate. Lord Byron
Don’t let out-of-control people make you out of control!
If you talk by the yard and act by the inch, you might get the foot!
Doing flows out of our Being!
A gift is not a gift until given--
There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
A fellow who says it can’t be done is likely to be interrupted by someone doing it.
Kindness is difficult to give away 'cause it keeps coming back.
He who angers you, controls you!
This too will pass.
There is so much good in the worst of us and so much bad in the best of us that it hardly becomes us to talk about the rest of us. E.W.Koch
If you don't know where you're going-- you'll probably end up where you don't want to be. David Campbell
Goals are dreams with a deadline.
Example is a language anyone can read.
Be careful of your life lest a child stumble over it.
If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything.
A grouch spreads good will wherever he does not go!
Good preparation for tomorrow includes good use of today.
Kindness is the oil that reduces the friction of life.
Every home is a school. What do you teach?
Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed.
A lot of people would do right if they thought it was wrong--
Happiness without reason is the ultimate freedom.
Having a sharp tongue may cut your own throat.
We make a living by what we get..., we make a life by what we give... Winston Churchill
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head.
Truth is ! Lies have to be invented.
He who is content with little, possesses much.
The tongue weighs practically nothing, but few people can hold it.
The best way to have the last word is to apologize.
To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.
Anger is only one letter away from danger.
The vitamin good for friendship is "B1"
Your heart is happiest when it's beating for others.
To whose tune are you dancing?
More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent. Billy Sunday
Worry---Stewing without doing!
A strong fish goes against the flow.
If you did have everything-- would you share it?
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Character is doing what's right when no one is looking.
A radical is someone with both feet planted firmly in the air.
He who throws dirt loses ground.
Love is never afraid of giving too much.
Be thankful for stumbles for they prevent falls.
Your kind words today may be cherished by someone forever.
When you lose--- don't lose the lesson.
Kind words make good echoes.
What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you understand?
Choices have consequences.
Now, even Darwin believes!!
Many possess much, but have little.
Plan ahead-- remember, the ark was built in a drought!
Pick your friends-- but not to pieces.
Smile-- it increases your face value.
When the trumpet sounds-- I'm outta here!
Be content with what you have but never with what you are!
Everything is difficult before it's easy.
Men who have never failed are men who have never tried.
Say there is no absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure?
Children are like mirrors-- they reflect our attitudes.
Know all about yourself, but don't tell all you know.
Good things come to the one who waits on himself.
Sunny spirits make even the darkest skies shine.
When you are through improving-- you are through.
If you scatter thorns-- don't go barefoot.
When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
If someone says something untrue about you, you must live life so that no one will believe it!
Making a living is not the same as making a life.
When you have pains, you don't have to be one.
April 1: National Athiests Day
More doors are opened with please than with keys.
Nothing I do to punish another for hurting me, brings me healing.
NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT
A HUG: THE IDEAL GIFT! ONE SIZE FITS ALL!Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see.
Daily prayer will diminish your cares.
Giving is sowing and God promises a harvest!
Most people want to serve God-- but only in an advisory capacity.
Problems are those things we see when we take our eyes off the goal.
Do you want to go to heaven? Flight instructions given here!
Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
Exercise daily-- walk with the Lord!
The rapture is coming, get right or get left!
Smoking won't send you to hell, it'll just make you smell like you've been there.
To be born free is a divine blessing, To die free is a dutiful responsibility.
If you have enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough of Jesus to get you to church.
Sit In Demonstration This Sunday at 11:00AM
The Ten Commandments--- You can't break them but they'll break you.
Visitors welcomed, members expected
May your teenage head banger meet The Ageless Heart Knocker!
A Faith that Fizzles before the Finish had a Flaw before the First.
Men will die, this is sure, sin the cause, Christ the cure.
If you don't have anything to pray about, thank God you don't.
Faith goes where eyes can't see.
When you don't witness, you just did.
"BORN AGAIN" DOESN'T MEAN "BORN YESTERDAY". . . COME TO SUNDAY SCHOOL
We always find time for the things we value most.
If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.
The perfect church-- for those who aren't.
Redemption: God's recycling plan.
Salvation is free-- but not until you ask for it.
Wisdom is respect for God and making proper decisions.
God answers prayer--- not advice.
Our strength is seen in the things we stand for.
The wages of sin is death-- quit before payday!
A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Decisions can take you out of God's will but not out of His reach.
Remember the banana-- when it left the bunch it got skinned.
Expect great things from God! Attempt great things for God!
Failure isn't falling down-- it's staying down.
Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say.
2) Not saying it.
No force is greater than the power of God!
If you have a kind thought, share it now!
Fear him who is able to destroy the body and the soul!
Fall seven times--- stand up eight!
Christians are like coals of a fire. Together they glow--- apart they grow cold---
The thing to spend on your children is "time".
For every sin the devil has an excuse.
I asked Jesus, how much do you love me...and he stretched his arms wide...
and died.
God's last name is not "Damn".
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school.
Attend any AM service and receive a free Y2K compatible Bible
Life is our gift from God... Our gift to God is how we live our lives!
Eternal trip to Heaven...all expenses paid. Inquire inside! (Church in Alabama)
If God seems far away - who moved?
God does not promise a comfortable journey, only a safe landing.
God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with.
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
God never closes a door without opening a window.
Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges.
In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
Get a life ! See John 3:16
We're called to stand out! Not blend in!
Is your life running on empty? Free fillups here every Sunday!
Download your worries, get on-line with God!
God is always on-line! Never a busy signal!
Never give the devil a ride because he'll want to do the driving!
Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court.
On the race tract of life make pit stops: Pray, Inspire, Touch!
We believe on UFO's: Unity, Forgiveness & Outreach !
Unplugged? Plug in and get current with God!
The prodigal son was having a bad 'heir' day!
Prayer is the next best thing to being there.
God bless you and all whom you love.
If you love Jesus --- COME ON IN !
Down in the mouth --- Have a FAITH LIFT
Feeling far from God --- WHO MOVED?
We are distributors of the Bread of Life.
Get out of WordPerfect and get into God's perfect Word.
A peaceful heart finds joy in all of life's simple pleasures.
A Cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition!
Re: Video Gambling issue in SC
Vote no to bondage.
Its not about freedom-- it's about addiction.
Freedom is by Grace-- not by gambling--
If you're looking for a sign from God-- this is it! (Church in Monroe, NC)
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
How to be Y2K compliant (Philipians 4:6-20): Yield to God's Peace, Plan, Power & Provision.
The Will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.
Are you still doubting the Love of God ?
In the dark? Follow the Son!
Jesus is changing the world-- one life at a time.
They'll know we are Christians by our love.
Offer hospitality without grumbling.
Too many people clamor for the freedom to do what should not be done.
WWJD = Walking With Jesus Daily
In order to understand GOD, we must stand under GOD (Dr. Stephen Tong)
GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget.
Where He guides-- He provides!
FOR MEMBERS ONLY. Trespassers will be baptized. (Church parking lot)
Spring.... God's greeting card.
The greatest Man in history was also the poorest.
Who wants to be a Christianaire?
Morning praise will make your days.
The cross is God's compass pointing to heaven.
The cross is God's way of making a plus sign out of a minus.Soft answers turns away wrath. Proverbs 15:1
If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right!
Don't leave home without Him!
Don't leave earth without Him!
My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
Are the rules you live by God commands or man created?
Read The Bible.....It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy.
Every time the devil reminds you of your past.....remind him of his future!!!
If someone really has you "burned up," remember God has experience with
furnaces.
When someone gets you hot and bothered, just turn on your "prayer conditioner".
Got somebody who's always getting your goat? Talk to the Shepherd.
A holy person serves God passionately.
Conscience is God's built-in warning system.
Holiness is a sign of true repentance.
Jesus Is!
Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church.
Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
When God threw our sins in the Sea of Forgetfulness, He posted a 'No fishing sign'.
The closest distance between a problem and its solution is the distance
between your knees and the floor.
Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life.
Got Jesus?
The Bible-- God's Thomas guide.
If you're not ready to forgive--, you're not ready.
Jesus came to save-- not condemn.
Put Christ first in your life!
Faithfulness is God's requirement... fruitfulness is His reward...
Keep looking up... God is looking down...
When Jesus is all we have, we realize Jesus is all we need.
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-- come hear one!
God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee.
Come in and pray today--- beat the Christmas rush!
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Sign broken, message inside this Sunday.
Fight truth decay-- study your Bible daily.
Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Everyone you meet today is on heaven's most wanted list.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Either He's Lord of all-- or not Lord at all--!
Trust says Jesus can! Faith says Jesus will!
If you want your neighbor to see what Christ can do for him, let him see what Christ did for you.
Y2K= Yield to the King.
Its not what you know that counts-- it's Who you know.
God promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing.
Get Right or get Left!
A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
Jesus did not drop out of school-- He was suspended.
Breathe in God's spirit-- exhale God's love.
If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy.
If you don't remember Him all day-- don't ask Him to remember you at night.
Perseverance is an indication of faith.
Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
This is a Ch--ch. What is missing? ------->(UR)
People are like tea bags-- you have to put em in hot water before you know how strong they are.
Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskins-Robbins.
Sin has no minimum wage.
Want to avoid burning? Use "Son" block.
Life is short-- pray hard!
I pray only on days that end in 'y' !
Believe in the power of prayer!
Soular powered by the Son
Beware of the high cost of low living!
Who lit the fuse for the 'Big Bang'?
Read the Bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10 am.
If God is your Co-pilot---- Swap seats!
Rapture ....separation of Church & State!
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
You don't have to dial STAR345 to talk to Jesus.
For every decision, you either suffer the consequences or reap the rewards.
God's delays are not God's denials.
Prepare for your finals! Read the Bible!
All sore and weak from Backsliding? Try Pew Sitting and Knee Bends.
Because of the extreme hazards, the sport of Backsliding will not be allowed.
In case of rapture, read the other side of sign / Jesus is the Quicker Picker Upper
Do you check your Foundation before or after the storm?
The best things in life aren't things.
GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back
Your best yuletide gift is a smile.
Friends don't let friends go to hell.
If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
If you can't forgive yourself, you're saying Christ didn't do enough.
The Rapture... A one way all expense paid trip for all eternity...no
baggage allowed.
Show your love for Christ to someone today! And Christ will show His love
for you forever.
A world of love makes a world of difference.
Thanksgiving is good but Thanksliving is better.
Jesus is a friend who knows your faults but loves you anyway.
The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church!
The rubber of faith meets the road of reality under hardship.
Do your best and let Jesus do the rest.
Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.
Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is awake.
One birthday isn't enough--- BE BORN AGAIN!It's not the outlook-- it's the uplook that counts!
He who sows sparingly will reap sparingly.
They see our methods, He sees our motives.
Plenty of folks give the Lord credit-- few give Him cash!
Finding hell is easy ! It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life.
The greatest of evils is our indifference towards evil!
If you cheat on the test, don't thank the Lord for the "A".
Count your blessings, not your problems.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep; talk to the Shepherd.
Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology.
A good place for the "buck to stop" is at the collection plate.
In this life it's not what you have but Who you have that counts!
A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday.
Money is a great servant but a terrible master!
God gives every bird its' food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.
God made round faces; man makes 'em long.
Honesty is not only the best policy, it is the will of GOD!
What does it take for God to get our attention?
There are many things in my life for which I am ashamed, but Jesus is not one of them.
You can't walk with God and hold hands with Satan at the same time.
Faith is a journey, not a destination.
Jesus never taught how to preach--- only how to pray.
Jesus declared the truth; He never gave opinions.
When was the last time you told God you love Him? He is still listening.
We are as full of the Holy Spirit as we want to be.
We need to seek God Himself more than His gifts.
We become like what we worship.
Sin will keep you from the Bible but the Bible can keep you from sin.
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit....Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.Mat 7:18&20NIV
The Bread of life never gets stale.
Knowledge puffs you up-- Love lifts you up.
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
For all you do, His blood's for you!
Big Bang theory-- God Spoke and "Bang!" It happened--
Christians aren't perfect-- Just forgiven.
"I'm a fool for Christ-- Who's fool are you?"
Would you rather trust a guy who wrote a book--- or the One who wrote The Book?
Into each life a little rain must fall-- Who's your umbrella?
T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.
Forbidden fruits creates many jams.
If you're looking for a sign from God to get back to church, this is it! (seen in front of new church in Florida)
A wise child hears his Father's instruction.
GOD IS
Be quiet enough to hear God's whisper.
It's good to be saved and know it! It's also good to be saved and show it!
Help is just a prayer away.
Be an organ donor--- give your heart to Jesus!
If you walk with the Lord, you'll never be out of step.
Jesus! Don't leave earth without Him!
Jesus Christ-- He paid the price!
Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world!
Don't sway or turn away from the old commandments. They're still new today.
An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day.
Hate is not a family value.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them-- He will clean them.
Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
Where death finds you, eternity will keep you.
PSALMS read here.
Things that are not eternal are already out of date. C.S.Lewis
The wages of sin have never been reduced.
The Bible isn't antique or modern, it's eternal.
Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait.
Firefighters rescue, only Jesus saves.
May we live simply so that others may simply live.
TITHE! Anyone can honk!
Don't let troubles get you down-- except on your knees.
Only God can give all of Himself to everyone.
How do you make a good day better? Make it a Godly day.
Only one life, 'twill soon be past-- Only what's done for Christ will last.
Things that please are temporary. Things that disturb are temporary. Things that are important are eternal.
Who is Jesus Christ? Inquire within---
Jesus is returning...resistance is futile
Can't follow the stars? Follow the One who made them.
If you think you are perfect-- Try walking on water.
We are not on this earth to get rich, we are on earth to be enriched.
...it is not our culture to sin, it is our nature to sin; and only GOD will change
that nature.
If your knees are knocking-- kneel on 'em!
Give your troubles to God--- He never slumbers nor sleeps anyway.
It only take a few moments to open deep wounds-- but it takes years to heal them.
Christ traded in the comfort of the manger for the cruelty of the cross.
If you don't like the devil's fruit, stay out of his orchard.
You can't compromise and conquer sin at the same time.
WARNING! In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.
I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light.
Without Jesus in your life you have no life. With Jesus in your life you have eternal life......It's your choice.
When it comes time to die--- make sure all you have to do is die.
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.
There are two things I've learned: There is a God! And I'm not Him!
TODAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD. THAT'S WHY IT IS CALLED "THE PRESENT"
If you're ready to die--- you're ready to live!
If you can't be an "Onward Christian Soldier", at least don't pass the ammunition to the enemy.
God doesn't call us to be successful--- only faithful.
Even Jesus had a fish story.
Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?
Service is love in overalls!
My little children, let us not love in word or in tongue, but in deed and in truth.1 John 3:18
Where will you spend eternity?
a) Here b) Heaven
c) Hell d) Not sure?
Is that your final answer?